First thing: if the best physical attribute you have to be proud of is your puss, please move along. I want to see what a woman's eyes tell me. Married. Not enough money to leave. Looking for something not serious, but not meaningless either. Pictures readily available. I have nothing to hide. And by the way, I give absolutely awesome backrubs and footrubs. I hope to hear from you soon. B

My Ideal Person Looking for a friend with benefits. Someone who is fun to talk to, has independent thought, and is willing to just spend time talking. If something more happens, great. But if not, it is still worth the time.

What I am not looking for and have absolutely no time for. Gay men. Gay men pretending to be women. Women with heavier facial hair than my own. Women who look like Hillary Clinton. Gay men who look like Hillary Clinton. Well, you get the picture.